WHAT IS A NASHOLE?™
The question isn't: "What is a NASHOLE?" But "WHO?"
You're a NASHOLE. I'm a NASHOLE. Your dad is a NASHOLE.
Your fiance is a NASHOLE. Your kid is definitely a NASHOLE.
We are all quirky, flawed, irritating and delightful residents of Nashville, Tennessee. Good, bad and every trait in-between, everyone who lives here is a PROUD NASHOLE!
Use your turn signal, DON'T BE A NASHOLE! Wave at your neighbor, DON'T BE A NASHOLE! And for god's sake, vote for funding public education, because your neighbor's kid matters!
DON'T BE A NASHOLE, NASHOLE!™
WHY DOES NASHOLE.ORG™ EXIST?
NASHOLE.ORG was born when a bunch of wildly creative Nashville types banded together to do something good for our town while trapped at home under COVID19 martial law.
We are libertarians, progressives, classic conservatives, Pollyannas and conspiracy theorists. We are transplants and locals. We demand truth and transparency in politics, advertising, local and national government, education and the corporate surveillance state.
We fight against fear-mongering, the degradation of personal privacy, and war as an option. We believe that an open oligarchy is infinitely better than a closed one.
We are VERY LOUD, but we're polite Southerners, too.
WHAT ARE YOU NASHOLES TALKING ABOUT?
DO GOOD IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD
NASHOLES believe that in order to change the world, you must help fix your neighbor's wagon first; and Nashville's wagon needs a fixin' NOW. Through 12/31/2020, 100% of profits from NASHOLE-branded apparel goes directly to local charities and non-profits. Nominate your favorite organization, and we'll make sure they get a piece of the NASHOLE.ORG pie!
LISTEN TO YOUR NEIGHBORS, NOT TV NETWORKS
Too much time is spent on trumped-up national news, when our own lives and votes actually depend on the people, businesses and local politicians who are our neighbors and friends. A NASHOLE trusts the folks she knows first, and the pundits last. We try to make sense of what's going on, and relay how it affects you, personally.
UNHINGE YOUR FUNNY BONE, PEOPLE!
If a self-respecting NASHOLE can't poke fun at a thirsty celebrity, a maniacal despot, or a hypocritical religious figure, then we might as well all hang it up and work for Bezos. We love you Amazon workers; but fully expect us to make fun of your boss! We adore puns, wordplay, roasts, debate and pointed humor without apology. We promise we'll always try to punch up. Key word: try.